Everything we have to help you with your legal + tax gremlins.

Braden, the HBIC over here, loves creating stuff. Can’t stop. Won’t stop. We’ve tried to get him to. The benefit to you is that, in addition to our top-notch, beyond-average, 1-on-1 services, we also have many, many ways to get you quick results with little monetary investment. Scroll this page to see every way you can work with us.

This page is inspired by our friend Lizzy.

- EVERYTHING

- EVERYTHING

Our signature service…

  • Unf*ck Your Biz is our go-big-or-go-home offer. It includes pretty much everything you see on the rest of this page all bundled into one, done-for-you service.

  • Anyone is ready to commit to finally cleaning up the messy backend of their business and wants to just do it all at once with a trusted team of experts.

  • $4,000.

    Which includes a full list of services. We have optional add ons for trademark filings and for folks who need to file multiple years of back tax returns.

I WROTE A BOOK!

I WROTE A BOOK!

NOT READY FOR THE FULL SERVICE?

Buy the book, to learn more about our signature 6-step framework and implement it on your own.

LOW COST. HIGH VALUE.

Contractor Classification Cheat Sheet - $10

Download our 50-state guide to determine whether you can legally hire contractors or if you need employees.

Small Biz Tax Deduction Guide - $10

Download our full guide on the most common deductions for small business owners.

S Corp Savings Calculator - $10

Use our spreadsheet and go through the quick course to determine how much you could save with an S Corporation.

Quarterly Quickie - $10

Curious how to actually make your quarterly estimated tax payments? Start here.

All the templates you need. All in one place. All for one price. Just pay the $30 cover and you’re in for life.

- 1,600 CLUB VIPS TO DATE - 🪩🕺

- 1,600 CLUB VIPS TO DATE - 🪩🕺

Our proven programs to help you get your legal + tax shit legit on your own terms.

Our monthly tax and bookkeeping membership designed to help you build a healthy and wealthy business through bookkeeping fundamentals, tax systems, and weekly accountability.

Our business formation course. It’ll teach you to properly form your sole prop, how to transition your sole prop into an LLC and how to make your LLC a tax savvy S Corp. In other words, it’s the course that grows with your business.

OUR 1-ON-1 SERVICES.

We offer a variety of services. If you need more than one, it’s probably time we just unfuck your biz.

Unf*ck Your Biz - $4000

Includes:

  • Bookkeeping setup and cleanup

  • Tax strategy

  • Tax return prep

  • LLC and/or S Corp formation

  • Legal compliance audit

  • Contact review/drafting

  • Trademark searches

  • Cash flow consulting

We can also provide each of these services individually. Fill out our contact form below to ask about those. Just note that we will likely recommend Unf*ck Your Biz if you need 2 or more of these services.

Trademark Quickie - $50

Get a simple quick TM search to determine if your mark is worth a deeper look. We do these once per month and cap them at 10 spots.

Tax Prep Services - $750+

Hire us to do your taxes so you don’t have to. Rates vary based on the complexity of your business and other tax variables.

Legal Rx - $200/month

This is our monthly legal retainer, which gives you the power to say “Let me talk to my lawyer.” It’s geared towards six-figure and beyond

Questions?

Please complete our contact form below if interested in any of these or if you’d like to simply chat about how we can best help you.

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