NOT-YOUR-AVERAGE LAW FIRM
Legal and tax solutions that don’t suck
Unf*ck Your Biz® with accessible and judgement-free services from folks who actually understand your creative business.
Haven't hit the 7-figure mark yet?
Good. You're exactly who we built this for. Whether you:
We help you wave goodbye to the traditional, stuffy legal and tax services created and priced for the multi-million dollar "small" business.
Legal and tax help shouldn't be a luxury for million-dollar businesses.
Find out which one you are →We're here to help because regardless of the size of your business,
every day is a battle between you and the small biz gremlins, like...
Swipe to meet them all →
Litigious Linda
Nitpicks everything you've ever done so she can demand a refund.
Stopped by: ContractsScope Creep Carl
"Can you just add one more thing?" Forever. For free.
Stopped by: ContractsPenalty Penny
Shows up every April with interest, fees, and a bill you didn't see coming.
Stopped by: Bookkeeping & TaxCopycat Cathy
Swipes your name, your content, and your vibe, then files the trademark first.
Stopped by: IPPersonal Liability Pete
Skips right past your business and comes after your house and savings.
Stopped by: Entity & InsuranceSelf-Sabotage Sally
Avoids the numbers, skips the paperwork, and keeps you playing small.
Stopped by: All 5 layersEvery gremlin has a layer that stops it.
The Carousel of Chaos and contradictory advice doesn't help.
Everyone has an opinion. Nobody's connecting your legal and your tax. So you keep riding in circles while the gremlins have a field day.
Your business needs legal and tax, working together.
Enter Braden & the Not AVG crew.
Law, tax, and business money basics,
all rolled into one.
Picture Elle Woods, but like a sassy (but helpful) gay man. That's Braden, our fearless leader. He passed the bar exam and then decided to get a master's in tax law.
"I've seen every possible way people accidentally screw up their business structure, contracts, and taxes. Most business owners don't need a $500/hour attorney right away. They need education first."
BradenSo he built a small but mighty team and a framework to stop the Carousel of Chaos once and for all: the 5 layers of business protection.
Your path
This is the framework I've been building since the first round of Unf*ck Your Biz in 2019. It's been tested through three editions of the book and eight cohorts of the program, and refined into a system that works no matter where you're starting.
Need one piece? Maybe your taxes are dialed in but your name isn't protected. Or your contracts need to grow with your business (spoiler: they always do). Grab the standalone offer for that layer.
Need the whole thing? You skipped the basics, dove in head first, and a few years later realized you kinda f*cked a few things up. Unf*ck Your Biz is the only place we cover tax deductions, S corps, LLC formation, cash flow, and fixing past legal and tax mistakes, all with you.
Foundation solid? That's when the fun starts. Once your biz is unf*cked, you're free to focus on goal setting and financial planning, and Besties HQ is where you do it with people at your level.
The $0 Business Blueprint
Which gremlins are hiding in your business?
Answer 20-ish questions and get a flag for all six parts of your business, your persona, and exactly which chapters to read first. Plus a free copy of the Unf*ck Your Biz book.
Get the $0 BlueprintThen build the layers you need.
Every business needs the essentials: contracts and insurance. (We don't sell insurance, but we'll tell you what to ask a broker for.) Build the rest with Unf*ck Your Biz, or grab just the piece you need. Not ready to buy? Every step has a free way to start.
The Contract Club
150+ attorney-drafted templates to lock in your contracts layer. Sold separately, not included in Unf*ck Your Biz. $200. Price doubles after Black Friday.
Join the ClubFree way to start: 3 free contracts
Unf*ck Your Biz
The only place we cover tax deductions, S corps, LLC formation, cash flow, and fixing past mistakes. Opens each December. Student perks: trademark search included (save $200), discounted filing, and a student rate on the Contract Club.
Join the waitlistFree way to start: the free book
Trademarks
Once your foundation is solid, protect the name you've built. We search it, file it, and handle the USPTO.
Trademark servicesFree way to start: NameScout search
Besties HQ
Our mastermind for what comes next: goal setting, financial planning, and a little accountability to keep everything you built in Unf*ck Your Biz maintained. It has its own home online.
Visit Besties HQ ↗From Frazzled Fran to Buttoned-Up Betsy.
Here's what changes when every layer of your business is protected.
Frazzled Fran
- A surprise tax bill (plus penalties) every April
- Client drama with no contract to back you up
- Your house and savings on the line if things go sideways
- A rebrand because someone else owns your name
- Guessing what you can write off
- Avoiding your numbers because they're scary
Buttoned-Up Betsy
- Quarterly taxes planned and paid, no surprises
- Every client signs before you start
- The right entity, set up right, protecting what's yours
- A name that's actually yours
- Every deduction you're owed, claimed
- Free to focus on goal setting and growing the thing
Ready for your glow-up? Start at the foundation.
Get the $0 Blueprint →Don't just take our word for it.
“It's so easy with the right gay tax guy!”
SB“Law and tax. Dare I say… fun!?”
KR“I wish I'd made the investment from the jump.”
Founding Besties joined Besties HQ in our very first launch.
Turns out business owners really want a room full of people who get it. Our mastermind for goal setting, financial planning, and keeping each other accountable.
She's very popular.
(By "she" we mean Braden, of course. Our founder.)
And talks a lot, and is not apologizing for that. Braden hosts Unf*ck Your Biz with Braden, has been a guest on some of the biggest business podcasts out there, and has spoken on stages across the U.S. See them all.
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